If Donald Trump had been the first POTUS:

-          There would only ever be 13 states, walled off from the rest of North America.

-          The constitution would have been denounced as the “worst ever” and torn up in favor of a better one, with only the 2nd amendment renamed as the “1st and only”.

-          The Fifth Amendment would be written into the Oath of Office for his swearing in ceremony.

-          The emoluments clause of the constitution would be left out of the rewrite.

-          The Pledge of Allegiance would be to the President and include a non-disclosure agreement.

-          The Presidential Seal would bear the inscription “The State IS me”.

-          The history of the revolution would be wrapped up in non-disclosure agreements.

-          The capital would be known as “Trump City”.

-          TC would be full of golf courses, bankrupt casinos and strip joints.

-          The Presidential Residence would be a Tower and an odd shade of Orange.

-          All State Dinners would serve only cheeseburgers and diet coke.

-          The US Federal Reserve would be set up as the President’s personal piggy bank and quickly emptied.

-          The Cabinet would be replaced by Anne Coulter, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

-          Fox News would be appointed the National Broadcaster and all other broadcast licenses would be revoked.

-          There would be monthly military parades along Trump Avenue (otherwise known as Constitution Avenue).

-          The “United States of America” would be formally named “Trump America”.

-          All TA currency would bear the image of Donald Trump on the front and images of his properties on the reverse side.

-          TA currency would bear the inscription: “Property of DJT, you are only borrowing this”

-          A Special Prosecutor would be appointed the day after every presidential election.

-          He would be the last.