If Donald Trump had been the first POTUS:
- There would only ever be 13 states, walled off from the rest of North America.
- The constitution would have been denounced as the “worst ever” and torn up in favor of a better one, with only the 2nd amendment renamed as the “1st and only”.
- The Fifth Amendment would be written into the Oath of Office for his swearing in ceremony.
- The emoluments clause of the constitution would be left out of the rewrite.
- The Pledge of Allegiance would be to the President and include a non-disclosure agreement.
- The Presidential Seal would bear the inscription “The State IS me”.
- The history of the revolution would be wrapped up in non-disclosure agreements.
- The capital would be known as “Trump City”.
- TC would be full of golf courses, bankrupt casinos and strip joints.
- The Presidential Residence would be a Tower and an odd shade of Orange.
- All State Dinners would serve only cheeseburgers and diet coke.
- The US Federal Reserve would be set up as the President’s personal piggy bank and quickly emptied.
- The Cabinet would be replaced by Anne Coulter, Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.
- Fox News would be appointed the National Broadcaster and all other broadcast licenses would be revoked.
- There would be monthly military parades along Trump Avenue (otherwise known as Constitution Avenue).
- The “United States of America” would be formally named “Trump America”.
- All TA currency would bear the image of Donald Trump on the front and images of his properties on the reverse side.
- TA currency would bear the inscription: “Property of DJT, you are only borrowing this”
- A Special Prosecutor would be appointed the day after every presidential election.
- He would be the last.
All TA currency would be a similar orange color and would say "In Don we trust"